tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46506374929795589632024-03-04T23:53:23.559-06:00Celebrity Amateur NudesCelebrity amateur nudes is a collection of random movie, comic and music toplists. It has little to do with celebrities and even less to do with nude amateurs.The Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-43436761817385263552011-05-25T21:40:00.000-05:002011-05-25T21:40:40.671-05:00Story SampleHere's a sample of my new short story "Full Moon Dreams".<br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><i>“…and remember kids - it’s a full moon tonight. The crazies will be out in full force.”</i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><i>“Umm actually Ted, I believe the correct term is “reality impaired”.</i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><i>“Hey you say “tomato” I say “scary knife-wielding maniac”. Either way, we’ll be right back with more after these messages from our sponsors.”</i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">The faint sound of the radio buzzed around Tim’s head as he woke, groggily becoming aware of his surroundings. There was a faint light source that seemed to be coming from the floor on his right side, like it was creeping in under a door. It was enough to give him a rough idea of the size of the room. Judging by the damp odor and the cold, hard floor under his bare feet, he thought it might be a basement or a cellar of some kind. It was too dark to make a definite ruling. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">The last thing Tim remembered before waking was drinking at Murphy’s. It had been piss poor day - fucked up contracts, mad customers, screaming boss.<span> </span>It was the kind of day that just screamed “I need a drink”. Of course, he didn’t necessarily need a reason to drink. He was what is referred to as a “functioning alcoholic” - a Bloody Mary for breakfast, beer for lunch and maybe a whiskey or five for dinner. <span> </span>He had been tying a pretty good one on when he started to chat up a few of the ladies. Although the heavy drinking was taking its toll on his body inside and out, he still retained enough of his boyish good looks and former college athlete body to be effective. Unfortunately he had a tendency to develop a serious case of beer goggles, often resulting in nights best left forgotten. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">At the moment, he couldn’t remember who he talked to or even how well he did. He didn’t remember leaving the bar. He sure as hell didn’t recall how he came to be in that room. He did know one thing for sure – he was naked and strapped to a chair.</div><br />
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You can download the rest here - <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0051BUYYU">http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0051BUYYU</a>The Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-32142422945436342802011-05-18T21:03:00.000-05:002011-05-18T21:03:05.777-05:00Shameless Self PromotionI just published a short horror story I wrote a long time ago. It's called Full Moon Dreams. It's sick and depraved, along the same lines as the A Sound Mind blog I used to write. It's available for download on the Kindle. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0051BUYYU">http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0051BUYYU</a><br />
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BryanThe Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-24292566997206461442011-05-18T09:26:00.000-05:002011-05-18T09:26:54.206-05:00Top 10 Metal Drummer The longer you are around bands you learn certain truths about drummers - They never have a car large enough to transport their mutant drumset. Drummers always have the best drugs and know where to find the best parties. They always have the hottest girlfriends (I haven't figure out how yet, still working on that one). You also discover that "drummer" is Latin for cop magnet. That being said here's a list of badass metal drummers.<br />
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<b>10) Jean Paul Gaster - Clutch</b><br />
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JP isn't as fast or flashy as most of the other names on this list, but he is solid. And like the other members of Clutch, he is a master of underplaying for the good of the song. <br />
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9) Paul Bostaph - Testament, Slayer, Forbidden<br />
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Paul is a phenomenal player. He's articulate, powerful and fast, all prerequisites for being a metal drummer. Unfortunately being in Testament Paul has become more of a pocket player. I'm not sure how or why but Testament seems to put a leash on badass drummers when they record.<br />
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<b>8) Mike Portnoy - Dream Theater</b><br />
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This guy is a freak. He is an actual learned drummer. I always thought a degree in percussion was some shit somebody made up until I heard Mike. <br />
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<b>7)Pete Sandoval - Morbid Angel</b><br />
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Pete is the backbone in one of the most influential and experimental death metal bands around. <br />
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<b>6) Richard Christy - Death, Control Denied, Iced Earth</b><br />
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Was anybody else shocked to learn the Hee Haw motherfucker from the Howard Stern Show is one of the baddest drummers ever? I was. I still can't believe it.<br />
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<b>5) Igor Cavalera - Sepultura, Cavalera Conspiracy</b><br />
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Igor infuses tribal rhythms into his playing, creating a unique wall of thundering beats.<br />
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<b>4) Raymond Herrera - Fear Factory, Brujeria, Arkaea</b><br />
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Raymond proves that man is superior to (drum) machine. His fast, articulate double bass playing is one of integral aspects of Fear Factory's sound.<br />
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<b>3) Charlie Benante - Anthrax, S.O.D.</b><br />
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For all of the cartoon wackiness of Anthrax, Charlie proved to be an exceptional drummer and musician, even taking on a large chunk of songwriting duties on latter Anthrax albums. <br />
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<b>2) Dave Lomabardo - Slayer, Testament, Grip Inc.</b><br />
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Dave is the most talented of all the Big 4 drummers. He inspired generations of would be drummers to play faster and harder than they ever thought possible.<br />
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<b>1) Gene Hoglan - Fear Factory, Testament, Death, Strapping Young Lad</b><br />
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Gene started as a drum tech for Dave Lombardo in Slayer's early days and went on to become one of the most prolific hired guns in the game. Aside from his stint with Testament, everything Gene has done is ridiculous.The Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-21819749804672503262011-04-24T20:53:00.000-05:002011-04-24T20:53:57.627-05:00Top 10 Comic Book CoversAlright, we haven't had any comic related posts in a while. How about top comic book covers? Sound like a plan? Good 'cause that's what we're doing.<br />
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<b>10) Transmetropolitan- Lust for Life</b><br />
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The first time I saw the cover for this trade I knew it was a series I had to read. And now Spider Jerusalem is pretty much my hero.<br />
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I bought this comic when I was 8 years old because I was trying to figure out how he could spin that sword and not chop off his fucking arm. I'm 30 and still trying to figure that shit out. The sign of any great cover.<br />
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<b> 8) Punisher - Born</b><br />
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This cover is a trip. It's like something you'd see in a psychiatry presentation examining the inner workings of a deranged soldiers mind.<br />
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<b>7) Superman - The Death of Superman</b><br />
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I've never been a huge Superman fan but I had to buy this when it came out. The impact of the death of an American icon was profound. Then of course like all comic book characters he was resurrected by the all powerful dollar.<br />
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<b> 6) Wolverine #50</b><br />
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Have to give Marvel a lot of credit for this one. The cover is actually a faux file folder with claw marks.<br />
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<b>5) Spider-Man #50</b><br />
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Maybe Marvel has something with the #50 and badass covers. This one is so iconic it was referenced in <i>Spider-Man 2</i> as well as other comics.<br />
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<b> 4) Spectre #0</b><br />
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Bought this comic, never read it, have no earthly clue what it's about. The cover kicks that much ass.<br />
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<b> 3) Preacher #1</b><br />
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Just look at it! You know some wild shit is behind that cover.<br />
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<b>2) Iron Man #128</b><br />
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Tony Stark all strung out and sporting some hobo chic clothing. It doesn't get any better than this.<br />
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<b>1) Batman - The Dark Knight Returns</b><br />
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Simple and powerful. The stripped down image is very contrary to the contents inside which helped revolutionize Batman and comics as a whole.The Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-76149669180290524262011-04-10T08:37:00.000-05:002011-04-10T08:37:22.606-05:00Soundtrack for a RevolutionSo the US government has narrowly averted another shutdown (for now). You know what, fuck it. Just burn that bitch to the ground and let's start over. Until there's a congressman sporting a baseball cap and a Slayer shirt I'm not being represented anyway. Here's some songs to crank while playing with the matches.<br />
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5) Mob Goes Wild - Clutch<br />
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How fucked up is it when a stoner metal band has the plan?<br />
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4) Children of the Grave - White Zombie<br />
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We didn't listen to Black Sabbath back in the day when they came out with this. Now we need to crank up the Zombie version and strap on some marching boots.<br />
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3) Cop Killer - Body Count<br />
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You know along the way there's going to be some cops that want to stomp out any revolutionary spirit....<br />
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2) Fuck Authority - Pennywise<br />
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The title says it all.<br />
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1) Foul Taste of Freedom - Pro-Pain<br />
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20 years and four administrations later, every single word Pro-Pain spits out is as true now as it was back then.<br />
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<b>The Setup</b> - Attorney Mick Haller (Matthew McConaughey) is a slick talking West Coast lawyer that practices from the backseat of a Lincoln Town Car. He gets saddled with a high dollar, high profile assault case that is more than what it seems.<br />
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The Good</b> - The film is very entertaining. It offers a lot interesting turns and some good performances. The Lincoln Lawyer offers one of the best performances from Matthew McConaughey I've seen in a long time. And that's saying a lot. McConaughey is like John Wayne - he plays the same part in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE. William H. Macy has a great turn as gay Chicago cop turned investigator and Marissa Tomei adds a certain depth and charisma as Haller's ex-wife, who happens to be a prosecuting attorney.<br />
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The Bad</b> - I have two problems with the movie. The first is the camera work. I don't understand the fascination with all of this moving camera bullshit. There are two scenes in particular where the camera circles endlessly around a character. You shouldn't have to pay $10 to get vertigo.<br />
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My other issue with the movie is the accents. The story takes place in California but some of the characters have such thick regional accents it can be distracting. McConaughey's southern drawl colliding with Michael Pare's New York accent just seems to pull you right out of the moment.<br />
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<b>The Ugly</b> - I know the whole world has gone retarded for HD but The Lincoln Lawyer is a good argument for abandoning the technology. Matthew McConughey's face has gigantic canyons that would simply be lines in standard definitions. Marissa Tomei, an attractive women, looks like a train wreck in this. Crystal clear picture does wonders in exacerbating one's imperfections.<br />
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Overall the Lincoln Lawyer is a good film. In fact, it's the first reviewed film to receive 4 Flaming Midgets.<br />
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<b>5) Last Action Hero</b><br />
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While the movie marked the official downfall of Arnold's movie career, the soundtrack rocked. If you have to watch your career go down in flames can you ask for a better score than AC/DC, Alice in Chains and Megadeth? I think not.<br />
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<b>4) Singles</b><br />
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Before grunge consumed all in it's flannel covered path, Singles showcased a bevy of Seattle based talent. The movie even featured Alice in Chains and members of Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.<br />
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<b>3) Less Than Zero</b><br />
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Sure the movie is a fucked up 80's Just Say No commercial and Robert Downey Jr. sucks dick for crack, but man does this soundtrack kick ass. Where else are you going to find Aerosmith, Slayer, Danzig, L.L. Cool J and Roy Orbison all on the same album?<br />
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<b>2) The Crow</b><br />
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Story of murdered guitar player from beyond the grave inspires Pantera, Helmet, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots and others (including some weird ass bands you've never heard of) to put forth one of the defining collections of music from the 90's.<br />
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<b>1) Demon Knight</b><br />
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The fucking Crypt Keeper rocking out. 'Nuff said.The Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-23349225391828782662011-03-22T22:17:00.000-05:002011-03-22T22:17:30.254-05:005 Third Movies That Killed The Series Ahh, the third movie in a series. The penultimate section of a trilogy, the saving grace of a disappointing first sequel. Or the deathblow to a once promising franchise. <br />
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<b>5) Superman III</b><br />
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The Man of Steel, The Last Son of Krypton vs Richard Pryor and the Man from U.N.C.L.E.??? And what the fuck is with that half computer-android-chick-thing? Despite the massive fail of this movie, it is very historically relevant - it gives us solid evidence that crack had infiltrated Hollywood as early as 1983.<br />
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<b>4) X3</b><br />
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What can I say about this piece of crap that hasn't already been said? Wolverine's still a bitch, Juggernaut sucks so much dick he makes a porn star look like a prude and Professor X suddenly becomes a complete asshole. All the ingredients you need to kill a series that was hanging on by a thread to begin with.<br />
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<b>3) Blade: Trinity</b><br />
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Let's see, we have a killer series based on a badass supernatural vampire hunter. Let's make a third movie and feature said character as a background character with minimal dialogue. We'll fill the void with a shit talking punk, a wrestler and an overrated indie movie queen with the stupidest fucking hairdo ever unleashed on the screen.<br />
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Technically Matrix Reloaded killed the series, so I guess this one committed necrophilia since it fucked the franchise silly. Can someone explain to me why the guy who is the big superpimp that can alter reality still has to rely on guns and kung fu??<br />
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<b>1) Halloween 3</b><br />
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WHAT..THE...FUCK?!?!? Unhinged, possibly supernatural killer succeeded by a company making killer Halloween masks. Over the years I've done my fair share of drugs and part of someone else's and not once did this bullshit sound like a good idea.The Real Speedomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705804869210839221noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4650637492979558963.post-41219966913317537292011-01-30T23:29:00.000-06:002011-01-30T23:29:49.134-06:00The Rite Movie Review<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyEN6YXvHlJLAUH3zqWPGY3aW1yitgQuTBh5w3u5TvI8oisVbwZj64INbPG0VQxZBPzBeyoLjshwXsbExOTdr48VnQWoJFWdUbgCfgMJPNa5MYoThyphenhyphenc0SqGvbRdCCgj4b5S6UFmW2r0vqM/s1600/The_rite_2011_film_poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyEN6YXvHlJLAUH3zqWPGY3aW1yitgQuTBh5w3u5TvI8oisVbwZj64INbPG0VQxZBPzBeyoLjshwXsbExOTdr48VnQWoJFWdUbgCfgMJPNa5MYoThyphenhyphenc0SqGvbRdCCgj4b5S6UFmW2r0vqM/s320/The_rite_2011_film_poster.jpg" width="216" /></a></div><br />
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The Setup - Michael Kovak is a disillusioned mortician who uses the priesthood as a means of escape from his current lot in life. As he is about to take his final vows he suffers a crisis of faith. Faced with the possibility of having to repay his seminary tuition if he fails to become a priest, he accepts an offer to travel to Rome to study the rites of exorcism and reexamine his faith. He witnesses events that make him question not only his beliefs, but his own sanity. <br />
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The Review - What the fuck, Hollywood? Really? Is another shitty ripoff of The Exorcist the best you can do? The Rite is a pale imitation at best.<br />
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The film starts off well with the premise of a priest to be in a dilemma of faith and his rational explanations of evil. It quickly falls apart when the "horror" aspect is introduced. It relies heavily on lame"gotcha" scares. The movie fails miserably in trying to conjure any real fear. There are a few moments that might make you examine your own faith, but nothing that anyone with any kind of belief in divinity hasn't already questioned. The filmmakers missed a great opportunity to exploit the primal fear of the unknown in all of us.<br />
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The only real shining point in this movie is Anthony Hopkins. His turn as a grizzled exorcist is entertaining and worth watching. Although when he gets possessed it's like someone slapped a priest collar on Hannibal Lector and gave him a bunch of crack.<br />
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I'll give The Rite two Flaming Midgets, mostly because I'm too lazy to make a one and half image. <br />
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<b>5) Major League</b><br />
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This movie has everything you could ever want in a baseball movie - Rene Russo, pre-prison Wesley Snipes, pre-spousal abuse Charlie Sheen and pre-fucked up, creepy plastic surgery Tom Berenger.<br />
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<b>4) Slap Shot<b></b></b><br />
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Even if you hate hockey, I defy you to watch this movie and not laugh your ass off. Paul Newman is brilliant and the Hanson brothers are the greatest siblings to ever grace the silver screen.<br />
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<b> 3) Caddyshack</b><br />
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<b>2) Rocky</b><br />
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The film equivalent to <i>The Little Engine That Could</i>. Even though some of the dialogue is unintelligible and Sylvester Stallone beats up a side of beef and chases a chicken around, it is an inspiring story.<br />
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<b>1) Miracle</b><br />
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The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey teams victory over the Russians was a monumental moment not only in sports, but also in U.S. international relations. <i>Miracle</i> is criminally underrated. Kurt Russel's portrayal of Herb Brooks is fantastic.<br />
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10) John Paul Jones - Led Zeppelin, Them Crooked Vultures<br />
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Though rarely mentioned, John Paul Jones was responsible for the balls in Zeppelin's sound. Without him Jimmy Page's sloppy playing would be even more evident. <br />
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9) Jack Bruce - Cream<br />
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Years ago someone told me that the only influence a bass player needs is Motown and Jack Bruce. I'm inclined to agree with that statement. <br />
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8) Geddy Lee - Rush<br />
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I'm not a big fan of Rush, but there's no denying Geddy Lee's talent. The fact that he can sing, play keyboards and play bass all at the same time is amazing. A normal person's head would explode if they tried to split their brain like that. <br />
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7) Alex Webster - Cannibal Corpse<br />
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Getting recognition as a bass player is difficult, it's infinitely harder for a death metal bass player. Alex made huge advances for extreme metal bass players to not only be <i>heard</i>, but also be recognized for their talent. Plus, he doesn't use a pick!<br />
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6) Lemmy - Motorhead, Hawkwind<br />
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If I may quote a rather stupid movie, "Lemmy IS God."<br />
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5) Jaco Pastorious - Weather Report<br />
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Although Weather Report is more of a jazz fusion band Jaco had to be included. Simply put, Jaco was a bad, bad man. His playing helped inspire generations of bass players.<br />
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4) Cliff Burton - Metallica<br />
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Every time I hear an old school Cliff song, it makes me hate the new Metallica even more. Dammit why didn't that bus kill Lars?<br />
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3) Billy Sheehan - Mr. Big, Steve Vai, David Lee Roth<br />
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Billy Sheehan is a freak. 'Nuff said.<br />
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2) Steve DiGiorgio - Sadus, Testament, Death, Control Denied, Iced Earth, Dark Hall<br />
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Steve is a legendary journeyman in the metal scene. He's played with some of the titans and made them even better. His fretless bass lends a unique quality to the genre. His instrumental jazz project Dark Hall really showcases his phenomenal talent. <br />
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1) Geezer Butler - Black Sabbath, GZR<br />
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Let's put this in perspective - Tony Iommi wrote some of the most crushing riffs ever known to mankind. Geezer made them even heavier. That's like saying "You're tank is cool, but let's strap a fucking nuclear missile on top of it."<br />
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<b>10) Friday the 13th Part II </b><br />
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The first appearance of adult Jason, this movie is a horror classic. Hillbilly Jason with the hood is a hell of a lot scarier than his crazy ass mom or the machete wielding goalie of the later films.<br />
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Guillermo Del Toro took the franchise to the next level with this film. His action sequences and visual effects topped the first installment. Too bad David S. Goyer had to destroy all of his work with Blade: Trinity.<br />
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<b>8) Aliens</b><br />
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How do you make a badass movie about extraterrestrial killing machines even better? I have no fucking idea but James Cameron did. He built upon Ridley Scott's brilliant original work and arguably improved it.<br />
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<b>7) Spider-Man 2</b><br />
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Sam Raimi did such an amazing job on this film. He managed to inject a colossal amount of depth and emotion into a comic book movie. Best part - he paid homage to the classic Spider-Man No More cover.<br />
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<b>6) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade</b><br />
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When you're a world traveling, ass-kicking archaeologist up against Nazi's and biblical artifacts, who do you call? You're dad. The chemistry between Sean Connery and Harrison Ford alone makes this movie worth watching.<br />
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<b>5) The Dark Knight</b><br />
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Is this the greatest movie ever? No. Is it a fantastic sequel? Most certainly. Sure it has it's faults (Why does Batman have the voice of Satan??) but they are far outweighed by it's strength's. Heath Ledger's Joker and Aaron Eckhart's Two-Face are about as perfect as you can get. As an added bonus Rachel Dawes dies a horrible, painful death.<br />
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<b>4) Terminator 2</b><br />
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Damn you, James Cameron!!! How do you go from Terminators and Aliens to Titanic??<br />
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<b>3) Empire Strikes Back</b><br />
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This classic film gave us a budding relationship between Han and Leia. It introduced Yoda and Boba Fett and it gave us the often misquoted line "No, <i><b>I</b></i> am your father."<br />
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<b>2) Halloween II</b><br />
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This is what a horror sequel should be. It picks up precisely where the original leaves off and continues the story without interruption. No missing years, no back story, no what does Michael Myers do in his off time while he's waiting for October 31, just a slight recap and go. <br />
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<b>1) The Godfather Part II</b><br />
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With this movie we see the story of young Vito Corleone taken from Mario Puzo's novel compared to Michael Corleone's rise and subsequent fall from grace. The stellar cast of this film make it rise above the source material, becoming a celluloid legend. <br />
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<b>5) Super Speed</b> - Admittedly at first glance this seems like a badass power. In reality you would just be the first person to show up to a fight, say "Oh shit" and then run to get somebody with cooler powers.<br />
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<b>4) Sonic Scream</b> - You know that obnoxiously loud drunk that's at every bar, club, party or concert that you've ever been to? Imagine that same drunk imbued with a superhuman voice. On top of that, can you really see a super villain be scared of "WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!" at 500 dB?<br />
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<b>3) Super Hearing</b> - If the neighborhood kids keep you awake at night now, try magnifying that a few hundred times. Plus, if you existed in the same universe as the drunk with the sonic scream your brain would melt inside your skull.<br />
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<b>2) Super Breath</b> - While Ursa blowing away the helicopter in Superman II is strangely erotic, this is a stupid power. If Superman sneezes he's going to fuck up a whole bunch of people's day.<br />
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<b>1) Aquatic Communications</b> - I don't care how they try to revamp Aquaman, he still carries on conversations with seahorses and shrimp. <br />
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<b>10) Honey Hush - Foghat</b><br />
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Not as heavy as the other songs on the list, Honey Hush will still get your blood pumping. This song is the reason your stereo goes to 10. Rod Price's guitar work on the version from <i>Foghat Live</i> makes you wish it went to 11. <br />
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<b>9) Wish - Nine Inch Nails</b><br />
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I don't even like Nine Inch Nails, but this song has a strange effect on my accelerator foot. I suddenly find myself doing 30 miles over the speed limit whenever I hear it.<br />
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<b>8) Beneath the Wheel - D.R.I.</b><br />
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Nothing better than some old school thrash when you're running late.<br />
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<b>7) Burst - Anthrax</b><br />
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If you crank this song in your car people will look at you all kinds of fucked up. Not because of the song but because your body spontaneously starts moshing whenever it plays.<br />
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<b>6) Ace of Spades - Motorhead</b><br />
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Lets face it; Ace of Spades is so badass you should just listen to it all the time anyway.<br />
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<b>5) Refuse/Resist - Sepultura </b><br />
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Refuse/Resist has the power to a turn Toyota Prius into a fucking tank!<br />
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<b>4) Johnny Black - Pro-Pain</b><br />
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The relatable story of an American man and his daily grind. The drum beat alone just makes you want to kick someone in the face.<br />
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<b>3) Joy Ride - Snot</b><br />
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More songs should be written about hunting people down with a .44. Maybe people would think twice about driving like dumb asses. <br />
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<b>2) Binge and Purge - Clutch</b><br />
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You have to be careful listening to Bing and Purge. When it kicks in after the slow build up you're liable to put a fist through your windshield.<br />
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<b>1) Fucking Hostile - Pantera</b><br />
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It is physically impossible to get more pissed off than this song. I know, I've tried. <br />
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<b>5) Chris Claremont</b> - Chris took the failing Uncanny X-Men reboot and turned it into a best selling juggernaut. He's responsible for The Dark Phoenix Saga and the Days of Future Past story arcs, two of the best known passages in X-Men lore. Because of him just about everyone on the planet knows of the mutants and their struggles.<br />
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<b>4) Frank Miller</b> - While Frank's comic and movie career have been a bit uneven to say the least, when he's on he is on. His Dark Knight Returns helped usher in a new darker adult vision of comics (it was even published before Watchmen). His work on Daredevil is the stuff of legends and Sin City (comic and movie) is fantastic.<br />
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3) Warren Ellis</b> - Running the gamut from superhero books to drug crazed, gun toting psychotic journalists, Warren Ellis body of work is immense and amazing. Dystopian futures, clandestine government agencies, transhumanist themes and a wicked sense of humor are rampantly employed in his work. <br />
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<b>2) Garth Ennis</b> - Quite possibly the sickest, darkest humor in mainstream comics belongs to Garth Ennis. Reading his work you find yourself repulsed and laughing like a maniac at the same time. His creator owned Preacher is one of the most revered series in the comic world. He took the Punisher from kind of a badass to a kill-everybody-in-the-room-with-a-fork-because-I-ran-out-of-bullets baddass with Punisher MAX. <br />
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<b>1) Stan Lee and Jack Kirby</b> - How could these two titans not be number 1? Lee and Kirby are gods among men. They shaped the Silver Age of comics and brought superheros to the forefront. It speaks volumes that many of their creations are still some of the most respected figures in all of pop culture.<br />
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<b>10) Mick Mars (Motley Crue)</b><br />
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Like many of the musicians on the list, Mick has long been overshadowed by his band mates and their antics. Maybe if he releases an amateur porn and beats his wife he'll get some recognition. <br />
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<b>9) Ty Tabor (King's X)</b><br />
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King's X as a whole is a criminally underrated band. They've had the misfortune of being saddled with the stigma of being a Christian band. That being said, Ty Tabor is a tone god. His sound has been sought after for decades by players in the know.<br />
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<b>8) Buck Dharma (Blue Oyster Cult)</b><br />
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I was never a big B.O.C. fan until a few years ago. They were on a morning radio show playing an acoustic version of "Don't Fear The Reaper". When Buck started shredding on an acoustic he earned my respect.<br />
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<b>7) Tim Sult (Clutch)</b><br />
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Tim is a master of conservative playing. He doesn't need to cram a million notes into a song, just huge riffs and a fat tone.<br />
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<b>6) Rory Gallagher</b><br />
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It's a tragedy that this Irish blues-rock legend has been lost in the annals of time. <br />
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<b>5) Pepper Keenan (Corrosion of Conformity, Down)</b><br />
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Lead singer and guitarist for C.O.C. and a founding member of Down, Pepper is a workhorse in southern metal. His hallmarks are fat riffs and bluesy deep fried leads.<br />
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<b>4) Eric Peterson (Testament)</b><br />
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As a founding member of a band that has employed two of the most revered lead guitarists in music, it's a difficult task to gain special recognition. Eric is a primary songwriter and producer for Testament and helped cement them as one of the baddest metal bands to ever walk the earth.<br />
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<b>3) Brad Whitford - (Aerosmith)</b><br />
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You know him as the "Not Joe Perry" guitar player in Aerosmith. Brad has written some of the BEST Aerosmith songs, probably while Joe was too fucked up to see.<br />
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<b>2) Robby Krieger - (The Doors)</b><br />
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Having one of the best known front men in the world and being a contemporary of titans such as Hendrix and Clapton, it's easy to see how Robby gets lost in the shuffle. A talented flamenco player and songwriter, he deserves respect.<br />
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<b>1) George Harrison - (The Beatles, Solo, Traveling Wilburys)</b><br />
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Forever attached to the stigma of being a Beatle, George never got the recognition he deserved as a guitarist or as a songwriter. Even as one of the Fab Four his compositions are among the best they ever produced. <br />
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This movie is how office Christmas parties should be done - explosions and machine guns. It also features everyone's secret holiday wish: the summary execution of an asshole salesperson.<br />
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Christmas at gunpoint has never been this funny. <br />
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<b>3) Scrooged</b><br />
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If you must partake in Dickens classic A Christmas Carol, check into this twisted take on it. It has great dialogue, the Solid Gold Dancers and a promo for the Manson Family Christmas Special.<br />
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<b>2) Christmas Vacation </b><br />
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Nuclear powered Christmas lights, an electrocuted cat and how to fix the newel post in one easy step. What more could you ask for?<br />
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<b>1) A Christmas Story</b><br />
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All I have to say is.....You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out.<br />
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The Setup - Driver (Dwayne Johnson) is released from prison after serving a 10 year sentence for a bank robbery. Upon release he sets about exacting retribution on those that murdered his brother in the aftermath of the bank heist. On his trail is an expert assassin (Oliver Jackson-Cohen) and a pair of cops (Carla Gugino and Billy Bob Thornton).<br />
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The Review - I have to say I was really surprised by this movie. The trailers don't do it justice. I was expecting a Fast and Furious clone with the Rock and I got something completely different. The film really is three intertwining stories: The Driver story seen in the previews, the hitman's background and domestic life and Billy Bob's story of a near retirement cop with a history of drug abuse. Faster makes good use of the three segments to push the plot forward. You glean character history and motives as the stories develop without being hit over the head with information.<br />
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Stylistically, the film is reminiscent of 70's B movies, including a matching soundtrack and great old school muscle cars. To me, Faster seems to pay homage to those films without being overt or mocking. Rather it takes the ground work of B movies to the next level without compromising on feel.<br />
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The real highlight of the film is Dwayne Johnson as Driver. His stoic performance is very reminiscent of Arnold in the first Terminator. He's a badass and it exudes from everything he does on the screen. The only real failing of the character and the film is the inevitable emotional revelation Driver undergoes. It's not that it's poorly done or that Johnson doesn't pull it off, it just seems to make the pacing a little clunking towards the end.<br />
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The rest of the cast fairs well also. Jackson Cohen as the killer is a rather sympathetic character. A seemingly amazing feat given that he kills people for money. Billy Bob Thornton plays the cop well enough. If you seen him in any movie save Sling Blade, you've seen this character before. Not that this is a bad thing. It just makes him akin to John Wayne or Tommy Lee Jones in that regard - you know what you're going to get. Carla Gugino is decent as Billy Bob's partner. Not a knock on her, she just didn't have that much to do. There's no real character development for her. She mainly functions as a counterpoint to Thornton and she provides the viewer with information.<br />
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All in all, Faster is a pretty good movie. I give it a solid three Flaming Midgets.<br />
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<b>5) Nick Fury: Agent of Shield</b> <br />
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The Hoff as Nick Fury? What the fuck?!? Who decided this was a good plan? KITT would have been a more convincing Fury.<br />
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<b>4) Captain America</b><br />
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Wow does this movie suck. Captain America has an extensive, distinguished history. None of that appears anywhere in this movie. The Red Skull as a bad plastic surgery patient just makes you want to kick the television.<br />
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<b>3) Judge Dredd</b><br />
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One more potentially great film sucked into the Hollywood greed machine. Who needs to follow the source material when we can just blow shit up. The best part of the whole movie was Rob Schneider mocking Stallone's "I am the law".<br />
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<b>2) Superman IV </b><br />
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It's not bad enough that the only villain featured in the Superman series is Lex Luthor (Ross Webster in Superman III was a Luthor clone) but we have to put up with Jon Cryer as his sidekick Lenny. And what do the fearsome duo of Lex and Lenny do? They shoot a strand of Superman's hair into the sun and create Ulti-Mullet.<br />
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<b>1) Ghost Rider</b><br />
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You ever see a movie that's so bad that you want to set your whole living room on fire because it has now been tainted? That's Ghost Rider. If I ever get within reaching distance of Nicholas Cage I'm going to swing him around by his toupee for making this. Do we really need Johnny Blaze to be a Carpenter's fan? We can't have a badass motorcycle hero that listens to something a little more rocking? And every time Ghost Rider appears he says the dumbest shit. All he had to do was stand there and look cool with the flaming head. That would have made the film a little better. Not much, but every little bit counts. <br />
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<b>5) Pray for the Locust - Down</b><br />
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This cool little ethereal ditty, featuring Phil Anselmo on guitar, is in the vein of many Black sabbath instrumentals.<br />
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<b>4) Inquisition Symphony - Sepultura</b><br />
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From the Schizophrenic album, Inquisition Symphony is brutal and powerful. You actually get a paranoid feeling that someone is after you when you listen to it.<br />
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<b>3) Cosmic Sea - Death</b><br />
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This song epitomizes why Chuck Schuldiner is the godfather of death metal.<br />
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<b>2) Last Call - Testament</b><br />
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With a plethora of instrumental tracks to choose from it was difficult to name Last Call as the best of Testament but after listening to it again I think I made the right choice.<br />
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<b>1) Orion - Metallica</b><br />
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Metallica is number one. I was just as shocked as your are. It's getting harder and harder to remember that they did indeed kick ass at one point in time. <br />
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<b>10) Iron Eagle (1986)</b><br />
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A film featuring at the time modern aerial combat, Iron Eagle was overshadowed by Top Gun. While it isn't of the production quality of Top Gun it has three distinct advantages: Louis Gossett Jr., a rocking soundtrack and it doesn't have that creepy, overt homoerotic feeling that Top Gun has.<br />
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<b>9) Runaway (1984)</b><br />
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Written and directed by Michael Crichton, Runaway features Magnum P.I. matching wits with robots and a makeup free Gene Simmons. It even has Kirstie Alley when she was still hot, you know before she unhinged her lower jaw and swallowed half of southern California. Unfortunately, these attributes weren't enough to top another man vs robot film from the same year - The Terminator.<br />
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<b>8) The Last Starfighter (1984)</b><br />
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It's the age old tale of boy from trailer park is recruited via arcade game to fight in an intergalactic war. OK, it's not the most thought provoking story, but it kicks ass and it's creators didn't feel the need to continuously rape it's memory for money. (I'm pointing at you, George Lucas.)<br />
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<b>7) Blind Date (1987)</b><br />
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This movie is hysterical! Bruce Willis and John Larroquette should be in a movie together at least every two years. On top of being funny as hell, Blind Date features Stanley Jordan in the studio laying down a killer guitar track. It has nothing to do with the story, but it's great.<br />
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<b>6) The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)</b><br />
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Buckaroo Bonzai is proof that people were still doing good drugs in the 80s. If you ever try to explain the plot of this movie to someone who has never seen it they will look at you like you just chopped up your family with a plastic butter knife and stored the bodies in a Coleman roll around cooler. The sign of any great film. <br />
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<b>5) Spies Like Us (1985)</b><br />
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This a bittersweet film for me. It's one of the last times Chevy Chase was funny and it features the last good song Paul McCartney wrote. <br />
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<b>4) Heavy Metal (1981)</b><br />
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Long before Pixar was the darling of the movie going public and 3d was all the rage, animated films had to be drawn by hand by real people. Heavy Metal is one of the finest examples. Featuring a legendary voice cast, drug sniffing aliens and a shitload of animated boobies this should be required watching for all would be animators.<br />
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<b>3) Monster Squad (1987)</b><br />
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The progenitor of the timeless quote "Wolfman's got nards!" Monster Squad is like Baby's First Horror Movie. <br />
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<b>2) Harlem Nights (1989)</b><br />
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This movie not being highly acclaimed is criminal. The fact that three of the funniest comedians to ever walk the earth are in the cast should be enough to warrant accolades. And remember folks, this is pre hanging out with transvestite hookers and making crappy kids movies Eddie Murphy.<br />
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<b>1) Clue (1985)</b><br />
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If you had HBO in the 80s you've seen this movie roughly 2,954 times and it keeps getting funnier. It's hard to make a board game into a full length movie and even harder to do it well. Featuring a top notch comedic cast, quick witted writing and Lee Ving from Fear, Clue is the epitome of what a media crossover film should be. Maybe you should watch this a few times before you make another shitty video game movie, Uwe Boll.<br />
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<b>5) Friday the 13th</b><br />
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Yeah, I know it has already been remade. It was fucking horrible. I've seen it twice and I still couldn't tell you what happens. How do you make a giant sadistic killer in a hockey mask boring? With Jared Padalecki in the cast it seems like the worst episode of Supernatural ever produced. I kept waiting for Dean to run over Jason with the Impala. <br />
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<b>4) Big Trouble in Little China</b><br />
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You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this? A personal favorite from my childhood. I want to see a remake with better special effects and an expanded story, maybe see a flash back of Lo Pan being turned into a demon and an explanation of what that big ass creature that comes out of the hole is.<br />
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<b>3) The Big Sleep</b><br />
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The reason I want to see a remake for this is simple; there haven't been any great noir films made in years and I don't trust anybody to write an original one. Remaking a Bogart classic seems like a better choice. The Big Sleep is lesser known than the Maltese Falcon so a retelling would be met with less resistance. <br />
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<b>2) The Great Escape</b><br />
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I would love to see a remake of this. It does present an interesting quagmire though. Do you remain faithful to the historical events or do you go with the Steve McQueen's a badass motorcycle jump version. Either way would be good with me. Just keep Quentin Tarantino away from it. We don't need Inglourious Basterds 2.<br />
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<b>1) The Godfather</b><br />
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Let me preface this by saying the original is one of my all time favorite movies. The only reason I want to see a remake is to see some of the subplots from the book that were dropped, such as the Johnny Fontane and Lucy Mancini sections.<br />
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<b>10) All You Zombies - The Hooters</b><br />
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This song has the distinction of being the only entry from the 80's. The song's lyrics are based on biblical themes and was initially met with resistance by radio stations. The song eventually reached #58 and then faded into obscurity, yet Bon Jovi is still around. I don't get it.<br />
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<b>9) Train, Train - Blackfoot</b><br />
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Blackfoot started out as a southern rock band in the 70's in same vein as Skynyrd and Molly Hatchett before adopting a more hard rock sound in the 80's to adapt to the changing climate. Train, Train is an example of the fine work that could have been produced if not for the fickleness of consumers and record companies.<br />
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<b>8) Say It Ain't So Joe - Roger Daltrey</b><br />
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While Roger Daltry achieved monumental success as the frontman for the Who his solo efforts have largely gone unnoticed. This track is from his 1977 album One of the Boys. <br />
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<b>7) Fly At Night - Chilliwack</b><br />
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A Canadian outfit, Chilliwack went virtually unnoticed south of the border. Instead we chose to import Nickelback and listen to Chad Kroger every-single-fucking-time-I-get-in-the-car. But I'm not bitter. <br />
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<b>6) I've Been Around Too Long - The Marmalade</b><br />
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While mostly remembered as a pop band from Scotland, The Marmalade produced one of the most rocking tracks ever.<br />
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<b>5) D.O.A. - Bloodrock</b><br />
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This epic song recounts a horrific plane crash from the first person. It's grisly content caused it to be banned by several radio stations. <br />
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<b>4) The Tower - Angel</b><br />
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This song should be the theme song to every game of D&D ever played. At the very least it should be featured in a shitload of fantasy movies. <br />
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<b>3) The Song of Crazy Horse - J.D. Blackfoot</b><br />
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Telling the story of legendary Lakota warrior Crazy Horse, this is one of the greatest epic songs you will ever hear. The lyrics and arrangement will haunt you.<br />
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<b>2) Two Hangmen - Mason Proffit </b><br />
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A regional hit for Mason Proffit, Two Hangmen should be played EVERY SINGLE DAY to remind us how stupid our government is.<br />
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<b>1) The Four Horsemen - Aphrodite's Child</b><br />
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This track is from the album 666, essentially a concept album for Vangelis that tells the story of the book of Revelations. The Four Horseman mixes Greek instrumentation with psychedelic rock creating in unforgettable classic. <br />
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<b>10) Warzone - Rob Zombie</b><br />
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While Rob mostly fancies himself a filmmaker these days he still occasionally puts out kick ass music. This song from the Punisher reboot is a shining example.<br />
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<b>9) Flash's Theme - Queen</b><br />
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The 1980 Flash Gordon film based on the 1930's comic strip is pretty laughable these days. The acting and effects are horrendous. Still the film has a certain charm and part of it is Queen's soundtrack.<br />
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<b>8) Wolverine Blues - Entombed</b><br />
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While Entombed never wanted the song or the album to be associated with the Canucklehead, their record company included a special edition comic with their CD and the titular video features badass Wolverine artwork warranting a spot on the list. <br />
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<b>7) Surfing with the Alien - Joe Satriani</b><br />
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Since Joe specializes in instrumental music he can claim a song is about any damn thing he chooses and nobody can argue him. He chose to honor Silver Surfer with not only a song, but also the title of his best selling album to date. Maybe Joe can channel the power cosmic. <br />
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<b>6) Holy Wars...The Punishment Due - Megadeth</b><br />
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The opening track to Medadeth's classic Rust in Peace album. While only the Punishment Due section of the song is about The Punisher, it's enough to land this track at number 6. <br />
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<b>5) Ghost Rider - Suicide/Rollins Band</b><br />
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Ghost rider tells the story of the Marvel character. Written by influential electro punk band Suicide, the song achieved greater success when Rollins Band covered it for the Crow Soundtrack.<br />
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<b>4) Spider-Man - TV theme/The Ramones</b><br />
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The theme for the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon has become synonymous with the webhead. It has been featured in two of the Raimi Spider-Man films and covered memorably by the Ramones.<br />
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<b>3) I Am The Law - Anthrax</b><br />
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The Anthrax ode to legendary British comic character Judge Dredd. Had this song been featured in the 1995 film it may not have sucked quite so bad. This song kicks so much ass they had to record it on three different albums.<br />
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<b>2) Batman Theme - Danny Elfman</b><br />
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When Tim Burton's Batman hit the screen in 1989 in unleashed a mass of Batmania. I had the great fortune to see the film in the theater. From the first notes of the theme you knew that the movie you were about to see was going to change your life and it did.<br />
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<b>1) Superman Theme - John Williams</b><br />
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How could this song not be number 1? It has inspired generations of kids to tie a blanket around their shoulders and try to fly around the living room. This song is so epic that it's use was part of the contingency for Bryan Singer to direct Superman Returns.<br />
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