Monday, November 29, 2010

Top 5 Christmas Movies

Yep, it's that time. Thanksgiving is over. You ate 4 times your own body weight and you still have leftovers overflowing the refrigerator, including a tub of that weird green fruit salad thing your crazy ass aunt brought. You suffered through the insanity of Black Friday, walking away broke and with a court date regarding that unfortunate incident at Wal-Mart. Now it's time to be subjected to that most cruel and unusual torture - Christmas movies. If you must endure them, go for the good ones.
5) Die Hard

This movie is how office Christmas parties should be done - explosions and machine guns. It also features everyone's secret holiday wish: the summary execution of an asshole salesperson.

 4) The Ref

Christmas at gunpoint has never been this funny.

3) Scrooged

If you must partake in Dickens classic A Christmas Carol, check into this twisted take on it. It has great dialogue, the Solid Gold Dancers and a promo for the Manson Family Christmas Special.

2) Christmas Vacation 

Nuclear powered Christmas lights, an electrocuted cat and how to fix the newel post in one easy step. What more could you ask for?

1) A Christmas Story

All I have to say is.....You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out.

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