Monday, December 6, 2010

Top 10 Songs To Drive To When You're Pissed Off

You're stuck in Monday morning traffic. You're running 20 minutes late and you're seriously thinking about grabbing the asshole in front of you and yanking him out of his car because he's paying more attention to his cell phone than the road. What do you do? You can either act on the aforementioned murderous impulse or you can turn on the stereo and crank the shit out of one of these songs. Then at least you have a killer soundtrack when you wail on somebody with a tire iron.

10) Honey Hush - Foghat

Not as heavy as the other songs on the list, Honey Hush will still get your blood pumping. This song is the reason your stereo goes to 10. Rod Price's guitar work on the version from Foghat Live makes you wish it went to 11.

9) Wish - Nine Inch Nails

I don't even like Nine Inch Nails, but this song has a strange effect on my accelerator foot. I suddenly find myself doing 30 miles over the speed limit whenever I hear it.

8) Beneath the Wheel - D.R.I.

Nothing better than some old school thrash when you're running late.

7) Burst - Anthrax

If you crank this song in your car people will look at you all kinds of fucked up. Not because of the song but because your body spontaneously starts moshing whenever it plays.

6) Ace of Spades - Motorhead

Lets face it; Ace of Spades is so badass you should just listen to it all the time anyway.

5) Refuse/Resist - Sepultura

Refuse/Resist has the power to a turn Toyota Prius into a fucking tank!

4) Johnny Black - Pro-Pain

The relatable story of an American man and his daily grind. The drum beat alone just makes you want to kick someone in the face.

3) Joy Ride - Snot

More songs should be written about hunting people down with a .44. Maybe people would think twice about driving like dumb asses.

2) Binge and Purge - Clutch

You have to be careful listening to Bing and Purge. When it kicks in after the slow build up you're liable to put a fist through your windshield.

1) Fucking Hostile - Pantera

It is physically impossible to get more pissed off than this song. I know, I've tried.

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  1. Ace of Spades is like on every rock soundtrack and playlist ever.

  2. True, but it's there for a good reason. :)